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[eyes-of-nine]

*wakes up in cold sweat* Faroe Lester would be an incredible lonely avatar

[cal-gabes]

Dude it’s so fucking pathetic that after the whole “your whole name right?” thing happened it just got so bad that

I did it.

Like genuinely and it burns so fucking bad but god it feels so weirdly nice.

yeah atp i think the only option is to kms i have gotten way too comfortable far too quick jfc.

[jennilah]

Peter Strahm is Hotter Now~

[forthehonoroflove]

i started an aesthetics blog because i don’t have enough blogs already. just wanted a place to post non-fandom things like architecture, photography, nature, etc.

[aznisure]

belly of the beast

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

[seagiri]

when did this happen???

[artsymeeshee]

Slowly planning out ideas for the winter themed Pines family bonding moments so here’s their winter outfits! (Well. Specifically for inside)

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

[anniflamma]

Got a bribe from an anon.

I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...

[marlynnofmany]

If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

[blueeemoth]

Late night (or would it be early morning by this point?) cooking

[ilta222]

it's officially fall! 🍂 best season time

[naehilisms]

something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot

inspired by this and this